Hold up—this isn’t just a mug… it’s a statement! ☕💸

Introducing the “We Are Free Souls, but He Still Owes Me $20” mug. Because honestly, sometimes you need a little more than caffeine to get through your day—like a reminder that someone still hasn’t paid you back! And let’s be real, Venmo’s cool, but your patience? Not so much. 😏

You’re not just sipping coffee; you’re sipping truth tea. Whether you’re calling out that friend who always “forgets” or just reminding the world you’ve got your priorities straight, this mug is your new morning ritual with a side of sass.

Here’s what you get with this beauty:

• Drama in every sip 💅
• 11 oz or 15 oz sizes because we know the level of pettiness varies—sometimes it’s a little, sometimes it’s a lot 💸
• Glossy finish for that extra shine when you’re subtly reminding people they owe you 💁‍♀️
• Dishwasher and microwave safe, because you’ve got enough drama without having to hand-wash anything

But wait, there’s more (because of course there is):

This mug is made JUST for you—seriously, it doesn’t even exist until you hit that “Buy Now” button. We whip it up after you order, which means it takes a bit longer to arrive. But hey, good things come to those who wait (like you and that Venmo notification you’re still waiting on, right?). Plus, by making this on-demand, we’re saving the planet from overproduction. So, thanks for being both petty and eco-conscious. 🌍💚

In summary:

You’re sipping from a mug that not only holds your coffee but also your grievances (because let’s be real, they’re never paying you back). Whether you’re starting your day or throwing some light shade, this mug has your back. 💸

So what are you waiting for? Rescue your morning routine from boring mugs and get the one that says exactly what you’re thinking. You’re free, but they still owe you $20.